The zombies are out again.

And, much like the Oscars, I hold on to no precious illusion that the sheer force of my writing skill could win any sort of contest.  (Well, there was that one time, but I didn’t actually get credit for it.) I need to campaign. 

So, I humbly ask beg you to vote for “How to Be a Zombie.” Right now.  Tell you friends to do the same.  Please.  Post it on your website.  You need to leave a comment in the comments section to vote, but truly it is worth it.  Because, uh, it’s not emo?  Because I asked?  Because I want to win the Ultimate Zombie Throwdown because I will TOTALLY put it on my CV?  (It will be the sole entry under “Publications.")

Vote here!  Vote now!  There can be only one!

You have until Tuesday at 7pm.

Thanks to all.  This will surely make your undeath a little more pleasant.