"Hey, Adrienne, you heard about Abraham and Isaac, right?”

“Um, yes?”

“And David and Goliath?”

“Yes.”

“And Solomon and David?”

“Yes.”

“Did you meet them or did you just hear about them?”

“What are you talking about, ‘Did I meet them?’ I know them in the biblical sense.”

“WHAT??!!”

“Dude.  I am a doctoral student in theology.”

“I KNOW!  And you’re married!”

“What does that have to do with anything?”

“Well, what are you doing knowing these guys biblically.”

“Wait, who are we talking about here?”

“I’m talking about the six guys who moved on to the fifth floor yesterday.  Who are you talking about?”

“Um, the guys from the Bible.  You know, King David.  Wise Solomon.  Goliath, big man who can’t take a sling shot.  You know.”

“Oh.  Right.  No, I was talking about the freshmen who needed new front door keys.”

“Wow.  Yeah, can’t say that I know them.  Or, as it were, known them.”

“Yeah.  Good.  Could you fix the keys and help these guys?”

“Sure, I’ll get right on them.”

“Note to self:  Don’t have these conversations with the hall director in public.”