Cue hysterical laughter from the back bedroom.

“What?” I yell.

“HA!  This guy made a list of things he’s no longer allowed to do during an RPG campaign!”

*silence*

“This last one said, ‘Being able to lick own eyebrows is not a race trait of a dwarf.’”

Cue more hysterical laughter.  Then giggling.

I walk into the room.

“HA!  This is comic gold!”

I then walk out of the room.

“What?  Don’t you think that’s funny?” He calls out behind me.

It’s a good thing sacramental marriage vows bind us.  That’s all I’m saying.