"So, anyway, it’s some sort of roommate conflict about religion.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah, one of them is Christian and one of them is Catholic.”

“Catholics are Christian.”

“Whatever.  Anyway, the Christian girl is too loud for her roommate.”

“It’s too bad she’s not Quaker.  They value silence.”

“And apparently the girl’s boyfriend is there all the time.  You know, sowing his oats and all.”

“Too bad he’s not Quaker.  Then they’d be Quaker Oats!  HA!”

“Is there someone else I can talk to about this?”