"They are the loudest lovers ever.”

“What?!”

“Seriously, it’s embarrassing.  You should say something to them.”

“Me?  Why me?”

“Because you are an administrator now.  It’s your job.”

“Oh, is that how it is?  Whatever.  Are you sure it’s them, uh . . . you know . . . being intimate?”

“Yes.  I heard it.”

“Well, see, there you go.  You can’t believe everything people tell you.”

“No.  I heard. It. The girl lives next door to me.  It’s like being the neighbors with Cinemax After Dark.”

“Oh.  Oh, right then.  Um . . .”

“Yeah.  It’s your problem now chief.”