Oh J.K. Rowling, cut it out.

*Spoilers here* You killed him off, J.K.!  The man, in your books is dead!  What does this mean? 

I guess it means Dumbledore will try to date other guys in the other re-animated portraits?

These books are so not making it in to my dissertation.  Because I thought she was bad at character development before but this takes the cake.  If only because now all that horrible slash fiction I once had to listen to was accurate on some level. 

And I can’t forward that cause.