I was walking down the street yesterday, thinking about how God hasn’t really endorsed any human candidates for about 2000 years.  Unless you count the Pope.  So, really, how can someone say that Jesus would vote for McCain . . .

So engrossed was I in this, I failed to notice the large branch that directly in my path.  It hit me square in the face. 

“Perhaps I was incorrect, Lord?” I asked.  “You would vote for ...”

A gust of wind shook the tree and acorns pummeled my head.

“Uh.  Obama then?”

A final acorn conked my nose.

“Ron Paul?”

The heavens were strangely silent.

“Too bad about that one.” I thought.  And I continued on my way.