Hello Adrienne! I feel blah, so you are now my at-work entertainment :D (told you I just had to add it to my toolbar...)

I totally agree. College sex = PITA. Being sexiled SUCKS, and the fact of the matter is that everyone at college is NOT having sex (esp. not at BU), so therefore turnabout is NOT fair play (meaning: the party who is sexiled generally doesn’t get to sexile their roommate in return. Instead, they steadily grow to hate them, start calling them a slut behind their back, and this leads to a blow out roommate conflict).

I cannot think of anything grosser than having sex in a dorm room. Bunk beds? Plastic twin mattresses? Thin walls? Roommates? Just, no. Boink has always been a bit of a joke, because I’d like to know which Boston University these people went/go to, b/c it’s not the one I did!

I think you should have gone with answer #1, b/c it would have been awesome. If I’d been there, I would have totally had your back.